Well, this is overwhelming

fat-birds:

Don’t SAS Me! by Vesuvianite on Flickr.

fat-birds:

Heres Looking at you! -Day 26 Year 2 by mwbergeron01 on Flickr.

fat-birds:

Long-tailed Tit by Gizzy1p on Flickr.

fohlen:

pictures for sad children

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(Source: glouriousbasterd)

almostoutofminutes:

OCTOPUS GIVEAWAY!

Ever feel the need to have your very own octopus? You now have the chance to do just that. I decided to give away my brand new stuffed octopus as thanks for my 100th follower.

You’ll get:

• 36” stuffed octopus
• My undying love and affection

How to enter:

• Like/reblog THIS post!
• One like is allowed, as many reblogs as you want!
• Winner will be chosen via a random number generator
• If I somehow find out you’re using a giveaway blog to enter, you’ll be disqualified
• Your ask box MUST be open at the time of the giveaway ending so I can contact you if you’ve won (if it isn’t, I will chose a NEW winner)
• You DON’T have to be following me, but if you want to, I’d love it~

The giveaway will end May 16, 2012 at 12:00am. Any reblogs after that time will be ignored. I will try to get the winner announced as soon as possible. It will most likely take a little while to do so, however. I will take care of shipping, because I don’t have anything better to do with my nonexistent money.

eridanampwhorea:

codexana:

eggpreg:

allthedapperpeoplesayquite:

thundergoddess:

davekatmpreg:

you-got-loki-d:

blueberrytoast:

canni8al:

What’s your superpower?

Ally has mastered the ability to copy the weapons of her foes. Additionally, she has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and redirect it against multiple opponents. Ally developed the talent to make nightmares appear from nowhere. Tragically, Ally has a weakness of being clumsy.

Fil has been known to transform any monkey into a zombie. She likewise has the power to deflect bullets and she is able to become incorporeal. Fil possesses the power to confuse the memories of an assailant and she fights wielding a destructive skateboard made from titanium. Additionally, she developed the talent to create rubber out of thin air, but never during a new moon. Fil can transform her body into water. Unfortunately, Fil is well-known for being foolish.

Enya is known for her fantastic power to recover quickly from wounds. She likewise has inherited a mind-blowing resilience and she has been known to squirt mental shockwaves from her scepter against a series of antagonists. Enya resists opponents using a cataclysmic minigun that also grants an amazing danger sense and she has learned to sculpt and mold all cloth with a thought. She rides an astonishing lizard into battle and she developed the talent to communicate with monkeys from a distance. Lamentably, Enya takes harm from exposure to rock.

Ani has developed a mind-blowing constitution. She likewise is able to transform any whale into a rat, but she must speak words of power to do so. Ani is protected from damage by resilient skin and she developed the talent to tunnel through solid diamond. Additionally, she has learned to confuse the thinking of a rival and she possesses the power to transform dust into fire, however never while performing a series of gestures. Ani has been known to make duplicates of herself and she has mastered the ability to cause her foes to become foolish, but never during a full moon. Shamefully, Ani is notorious for being horribly disfigured.

Emma has the power to absorb the damage from energy-based attacks and redirect it against any antagonist in sight, but doing so makes her kind of an asshole for five minutes. Also, she lords over a series of fish and she has developed an overwhelming resistance to mental attack. Emma has been known to scan the memories of others and she can make duplicates of herself. She possesses the power to sculpt and mold all plastic with a thought and she has the power to throw lasers from her staff toward a single combatant. Emma developed the talent to take control of high pressure and bend it to her will. Lamentably, Emma endures the burden of being confused.

Omi has the power to absorb the damage from high pressure and redirect it against multiple combatants. She also developed the talent to steal the physical attributes of her opponents and use it against them and she has mastered the ability to transform rubber into steel. Tragically, Omi is especially vulnerable to illusion-based attacks.

Capcap has mastered the ability to make sharks appear from nowhere, however using this power draws a lot of attention. Additionally, she has been known to transform water into gold and she rides an unusual jet into battle. Capcap possesses the power to copy all powers of her adversaries, but she must speak words of power to do so. She likewise developed the talent to transform any turtle into magic and she can communicate with puppets through a mental link. Tragically, Capcap becomes clueless in the presence of air.

wait. how the hell do i fight on earth if im rendered clueless by AIR

Abbi owns all of the powers and talents of a rabbit. She has learned to view distant locations with her mind and she is able to become almost weightless, but can only do so once an hour. Abbi lords over a group of ants and she can sculpt and mold all fire with a thought. Additionally, she possesses the power to communicate with imps verbally and she has been known to force bulls to reveal their innermost secrets. Abbi is known for her awe-inspiring combat sense and she has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from most physical attacks and redirect it toward a single adversary, however doing so makes her homeless for ten minutes. She also developed the talent to change shape into a chicken, but this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. Abbi is able to transform her body into diamond and she has a reputation for an unheard-of ability to regenerate. Lamentably, Abbi is well-known for being extremely smelly.

SHIT YEAH I CAN REGENERATE.
I smell? Damn.

KANDLER has a reputation for a phenomenal fame throughout the nation. Additionally, she has been known to absorb the damage from most physical attacks and redirect it against a series of rivals and she has been known to walk to far-off planets using an exceptional sport-utility vehicle. Sadly, KANDLER is deathly afraid of bears.

legit

Kylie has the power to make badgers appear from nowhere. Also, she can transform mental energy into adamantium and she has been known to copy the mental attributes of her attackers. Kylie boasts all of the powers and talents of a seahorse and she possesses the power to spin like a whirlwind. Additionally, she battles rivals with a venomous chainsaw that also grants a staggering endurance, however using this power draws a lot of attention. Kylie has mastered the ability to make duplicates of herself. Sadly, Kylie takes harm from exposure to water.